Sorry Sant Tukaram.

This is a joke that I cracked once unknowingly when I was stoned.

So,There is Dada Kondke(A Marathi Film Industry Idol). He was always known for his nastiness. So this is what came out of me.

He was directing a movie in tribute to Sant Tukaram and Sant Chokhoba. He was done with it and then was the time for deciding the name. He decided something and sent the movie to the sensor board. They saw the movie as always thinking that there could be some nasty spot in the movie. They saw the movie and confirmed it. Then they asked Dada the name of the movie. They rejected the movie as soon as they heard the name.

The name was

"Chokha mhane Tuka maazha,Tuka mhane Chokha maazha"

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For Non-Maharashtrians - The name means "Chokha says Tuka is mine,Tuka says Chokha is mine." But here,the funny thing is that in Marathi "Chokha" means "Suck". So according to the arrangement of the words,it says "Chokha says Tuka is mine,Tuka says 'suck my dick'."

P.S. If you ever have heard this shit ago,you'd say I copy it and shit. But then,remember,I don't claim it my own joke.

A lover's Life.

So this is my prayer: that your love will flourish and that you will not only love much but well. Learn to love appropriately. You need to use your head and test your feelings so that your love is sincere and intelligent, not sentimental gush. Live a lover's life, circumspect and exemplary, a life God will be proud of: bountiful in fruits from the soul, making God attractive to all, getting everyone involved in the glory and praise of God.


The above passage is very important to me it is a 'way marker' for me telling me 'go this way follow the way of wisdom!'


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P.S. It's tough bro :)