There's this guy.. Whose name,nobody knows.! Strange.. There's a reason behind it.. This fellow had just one testicle,unlike other men! :O
His village where he resided was very small.. with a population of around 200-300 people. Everyone knew each other.. A happy village inshort.
As this guy had only one testicle,everybody used to call him as "One Stone". (Bwahahahahaha :P). It was like "Hey One Stone! Whaddup??","Where have you been One stone?!". Embarrassment was what he had!! He had been through that since childhood! Disgrace! Sad! Tormented by the name "One Stone",he made an announcement in the village.. "If anybody calls me One Stone,it won't be good fellas!!!"
People who were aware of the announcement never dared back to call him One Stone. His face had emoted it all!! But then there were people who were not aware too! A pair of sisters were at the city for an outing on which the accouncement took place! Their names were hopefully known. :P They were Lilbird and Delibird. So damn it! They were back to the village and Lilbird went home straight and Delibird was off to the tailor. Delibird was going to meet her boyfriend,Lilbird did not know about that.! There was some problem at their place and Lilbird went searching for
Delibird to the tailor. Delibird wasn't on the way,nor at the tailor. Where could she be?
Lilbird was way back home then.. She met the guy which is the hero of our story! She called out "Hey One Stone,Did you see Delibird around??"
Now....... She was in serious trouble! One Stone said, "You whore! You bitch! I'll take your case now! How dare you call me One Stone??" Surprised by the reaction,she was stunned! He dragged her to the forest by her hair! He beat her,sodomized her,raped her,fucked her and did all evil. He killed her and drank her blood.! He brought the dead body to the village as a message of what he could do!! "Here you go people! Don't dare do it!"
Now Delibird could not find Lilbird. Ahh!! Pain in the ass now.! One Stone by then had burried the dead body.. Delibird met One Stone while he was on his way back home.. She said "Hey One Stone,Have you seen Lilbird around here??". He was silent for a second. His eyes red with anger!! He did the same with her.! He dragged her to the forest by her hair! He beat her,sodomized her,raped her,fucked her and did all evil. He tried to kill her. He was not able to.
Nothing was helping him! He tried and tried and tried and FUCK! Bhenchod! He gave up. ONE STONE GAVE UP!! He could not do it!! He asked himself,Why??!!
Nobody had an answer except for me..
"One stone can never kill two birds"
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Please don't be confused. You can use anything to hit me :P
Now Delibird could not find Lilbird. Ahh!! Pain in the ass now.! One Stone by then had burried the dead body.. Delibird met One Stone while he was on his way back home.. She said "Hey One Stone,Have you seen Lilbird around here??". He was silent for a second. His eyes red with anger!! He did the same with her.! He dragged her to the forest by her hair! He beat her,sodomized her,raped her,fucked her and did all evil. He tried to kill her. He was not able to.
Nothing was helping him! He tried and tried and tried and FUCK! Bhenchod! He gave up. ONE STONE GAVE UP!! He could not do it!! He asked himself,Why??!!
Nobody had an answer except for me..
"One stone can never kill two birds"
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Please don't be confused. You can use anything to hit me :P
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